Daniel: You guys have 300k festivals throughout the year?
Yushin: Yeah
Daniel: Wow, you give the world 300k reasons to be sad
Yushin: But our festivals are very inclusive, anyone can participate
Daniel: It would seem so
Yushin: We believe there are as many godspirits as the festivals
Daniel: So in a way festive events are excuses for gods to celebrate with us
Yushin: And bring the blessings, ward away the evil, and receive our gratefulness in its many forms
Daniel: And all we get is a Christmas
Yushin: Well you chose to believe in Oneness, who told you to?
Daniel: By the way, those who truly believe in oneness depict it in their lives and cultures
Yushin: Why would trinity guys try to depict oneness
Daniel: I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, you can’t understand trinity until you’ve become a Christan and walked a few steps. As for oneness, it’s a symbol of unity, besides the fact that universal conscious is one
Yushin: How do you make it inclusive then?
Daniel: One marriage at a time, one Christmas… unlike the guys who believe in one God, four marriages and 72 virgins
Yushin: So how many virgins do you get?
Daniel: We only get true love of eternity at the altar
Yushin: So no virgins for you?
Daniel: No, our education is not mortal desire and materialism, we just believe there’s an attraction for everyone. You see that’s the difference, the first thing that comes to our head with Virgin is Mary, in their heads, it’s … just too gross to imagine. So what’s the first word that comes to your mind when I say virgin?
Yushin: Depends on where you are standing, in east it’s Virgin Mobiles, in West, it’s Virgin Atlantic, near a Church, it’s Virgin Mary
Daniel: Huh. Hey, how do you think is Scientology as replacement for Christanity in America?
Yushin: It’s great as a faith of future, but their symbol sucks
Daniel: I was thinking if they can change their symbol to cross, we might be able to donate them a lot of Christans
Yushin: You speak of faith as if it is an open market
Daniel: May I also explain it through Scientology?
Yushin: Please
Daniel: Look, we know one thing’s true. Every faith that descended, came with a degree of truth, not the entire truth
Yushin: How so?
Daniel: Because I believe a faith with complete truth would already have dominated the world
Yushin: Christanity is already the most popular faith in the world, what else do you want? A space car?
Daniel: Elon Musk has already sent one to space so don’t worry. Continuing, so if for instance say, the market value of Buddhist digital faith currency is 1000, of Christanity it has to be 777, Islam 666, Hinduism 330, and Judaism, 640.
Yushin: Where’s Shinto at?
Daniel: 909
Yushin: Wow. But how are you putting these values?
Daniel: Just randomly, there aren’t the EXACT values
Yushin: Ha ha. Anyways, just take me there
Daniel: I mean what if our good deeds are multiplied by the truth of our faith before they are taken up
Yushin: Don’t scare me with what ifs please, i am beginning to get afraid from possibilities
Daniel: Hey, this is just for kids in Scientology class
Yushin: Alright
Daniel: “Every faith is a measure of its truth”