“Why the Fuck did you guys did not tell me that Jesus is not son of God, that there’s a whole new side yo faith, that women should not be allowed in churches because it’s a disgrace! My whole God damn life’s been a fucking lie!!”

Mother replied to the son, “oh sorry honey, Christanity didn’t turned out to be the perfect faith for you. I know you feel disappointed in is us and our faith, but trust me, we care a lot about what do you think and feel.”

“What the fuck mom, now I’ve got to change my name, say different prayers and…”

Dad eating salad, sitting on the same table, “may be you should find out what happens to the people who turn away from faith that you’ve turned to and then come back at your parents okay?”

“What do you mean what happens to them?”

Mom smiles looking at her husband, “oh nothing honey, your father is a magician”