Imposter

Infidel: He is not Jesus Christ!! He’s an imposter
Saint: You are just a person too scared to accept what you are saying, is very true.
Infidel: So you are not Jesus, right?
Saint: How can I be, had I been I’d be in mosque with you and preaching against Christanity
Infidel: You see people, this imposter feels me. Alright, whose preaching against Islam, next!!

Associate or Not Associate

Infidel: Welcome to Islam. There is no God but one God and you can’t associate and other God with him
Hindu: Okay, great let’s go!
Infidel: So repeat after me, there is no God but one god and prophet is the messenger of God
Hindu: There’s no god but one god
Infidel: Read the whole thing
Hindu: But you just told me not to associate no one with God
Infidel: Technically that is not association you are just saying one god and putting a messenger next to him
Hindu: Putting something next to God is not different from associating
Infidel: It is different from associating cause we say prophet is not God
Hindu: Then why do you put him next to him in the same sentence every time you read your kalima?
Infidel: Cause you can’t become a muslim without putting them both in the same sentence
Hindu: You guys have issues

Sexiest Copyverse

Hindu: Have you read Q 46:9?
Infidel: It just means prophet said I don’t know
Hindu: But Islam is telling people prophet is saviour of both worlds, how can that be when prophet said himself I’m not sure
Infidel: I don’t know
Hindu: Then why are you preaching your guy is the last prophet when he says I’m not something of original among the prophets?
Infidel: I don’t know
Hindu: You are telling me I don’t know, and then you’ll move on to preach that your prophet knows everything and he is everyone’s savior
Infidel: What do I do?
Hindu: Admit your I don’t know to everyone, not just me, to everyone you preach to

Check the Book Out

Christan: Is kalima written in your book?
Infidel: No
Christan: Is worshipping method written in your book?
Infidel: No
Christan: Then why did you guys invent those things?
Infidel: We didn’t invent them, we followed the life of prophet
Christan: If the prophet wanted you to do and say those things, why would he, not write it in his book?
Infidel: I don’t know, there must have not been enough space
Christan: Your foundation stones need a reality check

Channels of Blessings

Infidel: What about your Jesus, where did he say in the bible, “I’m son of God worship me?”
Christan: I will tell you as soon as where in your book does prophet say, “I’m the last prophet of God, send me darood salam?”
Infidel: Oh that. That’s just sending blessings
Christan: Really? Then the house of music (church) channels Darude next to you sale ’em music to the sky through wireless telepathic mantra.

Name and use of the Holy Book

Christan: So what is name of your Bible?
Hindu: Bhagwat geeta. What is name of your geeta?
Christan: Genesis
Hindu: I thought it was Bible
Christan: Bible is encyclopedia of faith of which Genesis is the opening
Hindu: Cool. So how many times do you read it during the day?
Christan: I just read the prayers, the book’s there only for reference. What about you?
Hindu: Can’t say, this friendship has put so much dance, partying, colors, arts and music, we hardly get time to read it.
Christan: You use it for reference though
Hindu: Of course, but science kinda our main thing now
Jew: Well, don’t we read and memorize verses to get credit for heavens?
Christan: The myth’s been broken open now. Heaven is earned through actions, not words
Hindu: Or words that earn actions?
Christan: Thanks for backing me up brother, but I’d just say, preventing your hands from doing something evil is an action in itself. So when doing nothing why not write something fun
Hindu: By the way we are talking to each other and totally ignoring the jew guy
Christan: The jew wasn’t asking his question.

Dual Nature

Hindu: What bothers you about muslims the most?
Christan: Dual nature
Hindu: Why is that?
Christan: Like trying to ride on both prophet and son of God, just pick a side
Hindu: Damn, betrayal hurts
Christans: Yes, but dishonesty hurts more

Once upon a time in prostration

Hindu: What is that infidel doing?
Christan: Prostrating before Godfather, falliing to His feet
Hindu: Why?
Christan: So their foreheads can develop that smudge they wanna carry to heaven as a result of their worship and show Godfather that we worship as a proof
Hindu: When Father sees all why do they have to carry a proof?
Christan: Jesus said worship and pray in secret, they just have to do the opposite out of habit
Hindu: Why don’t you prostrate before Godfather?
Christan: We believe when you die, you fall into his feet, that’s our one time bow to our creator
Hindu: So when your folks die here, you lift your foreheads from feet of the Maker?
Christan: Good ones do see Him.

Seeking God like a Pro

Hindu: Why can’t you just call Godfather Yehweh?
Christan: Cause Godfather is transformer
Hindu: So what?
Christan: Time travel a few centuries, and you find somewhere he’s called eshwar, somewhere aloha, somewhere something else
Hindu: How does calling him Godfather help?
Christan: Cause you always wake up as a child know parents made you and from there on get your clue all the way to the top, Godfather, the maker
Hindu: Where’s role of mothers, like we believe in Durgah Maa
Christan: Godfather is the Godmother also, affection and mercy
Hindu: So names are just avatars, transformations?
Christan: That’s why Christanity is about pronouns
Hindu: Pro indeed

Question of Faith and Science

Christan: I need you to ask me something
Buddhist: What?
Christan: What would be we doing if it weren’t for old age questions of religion
Buddhist: Science?
Christan: Yes, that’s my answer but you gotta ask me
Buddhist: What would be we doing if it weren’t for old age questions of religion
Christan: We’d be doing everything we can to reach the other stars

Best Friend and Best Path

Buddhist: Who is best friend of your Jesus?
Christan: Saint Paul, who is best friend of Buddha?
Buddhist: Wisdom, who Jesus befriends the most?
Christan: Way givers, who Buddha befriends the most?
Buddhist: Way travelers