Peter: Got anything for the sermon?
Paul: It’s our resting day, why you have to come bother me?
Peter: It did happened in a saint Joseph hospital, I mean that was a blast, that kid
Paul: C’mon, we’ve seen many great wonder in God’s universe. God can do anything.
Peter: You know we are just dead souls, how can we revive christianity?
Paul: for service man of faith, you ask too many questions. Is it fun for you to deliberately fall into doubts?
Peter: Well, I’ve got you to wash them away, why wouldn’t I?
Paul: Ahh. Be a good soul from Yerushalem, not from never-land.
Peter: Alright. But that’s not the way I hope I’d preach christianity
Paul: Well, the kid is another land. Yesterday he was famous for his words, today for his songs, voice, and lyrics. God got it all worked out. He’s living a good life and that’s what we are here to ensure.
Peter: Why God had to give him that skin, weren’t three colors of humanity suffering enough color debates?
Paul: The world will get around it. The boy had to wear the color the world imagined. You know how collective conscious works right. Truth can’t be defeated
Peter: God created so many moon in the solar system. Why?
Paul: To reflect the light of the star their planets orbit. To keep them all under the umbrella of one star calendar
Peter: Funny question, what’s male word of trinity.
Paul: Grow up Pete
Peter: On another day, c’mon Tony, Parker needs to park his thoughts
Paul: Tribunal
Peter: So trinity is the tribunal that will settle down certain type (faith type) issues?
Paul: That’s what it looks like in the marvel universe. See Bible says God created us as men and women, but it takes wits to see how we are tied as pairs in a yoke as dominant and submissive. The one who leads and the other who follows. Idiots thought Bible is talking about gender, but did God not know what was going happen in the future? God knew, he left the interpretations to come clean and speak for themselves if others can’t clarify them. This universe is full of marvels.
Peter: That reminds me, Hollywood’s been head over heels to bring Keanu Reeves into comic universe you know
Paul: I’m not into movies Peter
Peter: Why people are so slow to discover faith Paul?
Paul: I guess they need to read more Paul Davies books
Peter: Can’t Jesus lift this soul so we can go to skies and stop returning for him?
Paul: What can we do, leaving lord’s soul alone to wander all by itself. Even lord needs company sometimes you know. Lord needs his faith. Besides, his soul can’t leave earth unless people completely forget his name. How to remove mention of Jesus from all the books in the world?
Peter: Oh you are asking me?
Paul: My mistake, don’t say it
Peter: Burn all the Bibles!!
Paul: That’s the catch. Even if we could burn all the Bible’s, who would let us touch all the Bible extras. Do you know they hold it so sacred they don’t even turn their back towards the book and yet towards the responsibilities. God have mercy on their souls
Peter: And if it wasn’t enough Bible is digital now.
Paul: Yeah, so is my soul. What you can do.
Peter: Can’t we just go to he…
Paul: Doesn’t work like that you’ve to be called in by heaven
Peter: Do dogs go to the heaven as well
Paul: Looking at you, they go to neverland
Peter: Then where do apostles go?
Paul: Dear God summon this devil back to the sky
Peter: Alright, I’ll just look at the sunset and try to remain silent

And so, on a very comfortable cliff of monument valley, Peter and Paul laid back on a rock with their cowboy shoes and cowboy hats, watching the sun go down turning the valley red, and it felt so calm felt like being in a bed, when eyes feed on a beautiful view of nature stomachs need no bread.