Why Bible I love you so much,
You tell me to grow, but not grow much,
Bible, all the words in you are childish,
And what you teach me are stories wildish.

Dear Bible, keep giving the light you carry,
You still have the magic, where ever is your Mary,
Bible you are farmer’s book, to young-lings you are dairy
And inside you is all the magic, Bible inside you is a fairy.

You connect lovers Bible, keep the lovers connected,
And Biblers will learn from towers of love the lovers erected,
Bible, I’ve seen your mistakes few, but have I objected,
No Bible, true oath of Christianity, your truth, I’ve never rejected.

Bible, be a book of joy to people, teach factual,
And when you’ll teach, therein are lessons intellectual,
Bible, be the little secret that I can be proud of,
You are the book, I’m you are the one I’m the shroud of,
So be my cover in my fragile times, give me faith,
But don’t tell me to read another book, rather give me death.

Bible, from you, emerged the universe, self-explanatory,
And I don’t know how much arises from Bible factory,
Words yours are like a training ground for my emotions,
And I know the little book, in you, are nothing but life-giving potions,

Bible, keep music with you in your texts,
And I tell you will keep winning the heart of the nexts,
And if I am the last one of your readers with appreciation,
Oh Bible, I love the way you talk about creation.

Bible, be my paradise in my lonely time honey,
Bible when I read you from the bottom of my heart,
It all feels sunny.

And honey, I know they’ll never understand you, honey,
You are the mother of all the books, Oh, I how I met you,
Honey.

So Bible, let the country folks enjoy our romance,
Cause you are a book of my eyes, you are my lense,
And falling to my knees, I can’t just preach baby preach,
Bible, you are such a sacred book, will ever people,
Take you to the beach?